The Blog of Eternal Awesomeness



As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”


lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle


idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 


hes·i·ta·tion

-noun-
a state of doubt or uncertainty

  • Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me: Yeah sorry :/
  • Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*